9th
Whilst working diligently, I accidentally swatted a half-full cup of Starbucks iced coffee on to my 3-month-old MacBook Pro. A nasty thing to do on a sunny Friday afternoon. It only took a second or two for the screen to go black. It drank about a quarter of a cup of bean. And I mean drank. When I lifted up the machine and tilted it, coffee would pour out from 3 sides. Unfortunately for you guys, the first thing that came to mind wasn’t to take a picture. My theory is that the caffeine had a steroid effect and that the machine is now more powerful than before. I had to tap the power button to check for a pulse. It did in fact come to life, but I turned it off. I’ll probably disassemble it and mop the insides before attempting to use it. Let this be a lesson to you all, and serve as a formal excuse for not promptly replying to e-mails, Facebook messages, and the like.
UPDATE: It survived! I can’t believe it even turned on. Keyboard was a little quirky though. I think a few keys were stuck or shorted, not to mention the entire computer reeked like your local Starbucks. Resetting the SMC cured 99% of the strange behavior, but operation of the arrow keys, left Shift, and “i” keys was still intermittent. Don’t you know it’s best to ignore your problems until they go away? Two days later and the entire keyboard works. The other problem with stuck keys is that your computer wakes up instantly after it goes into sleep mode, but this stopped too. The moral of the story: only spill coffee on a Mac ;)